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| Truth In Advertising: Bikini Bloodbath |
 Opening scene: a topless girl climbs out of bed. A few scenes later, there’s a shower scene where a bunch of cheerleader types plan their slumber party. And a few scenes later, a knife-wielding maniac dressed all in cook whites comes slicing and dicing, hacking up one of the girls as she walks home from school. Now if that's not a Bikini Bloodbath in your book then I don't know just what in hell you people want. ...More |
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| Satriani's Classic Gets the Deluxe Treatment |
 If you waited around 20 years before getting into to Joe Satriani then you are actually a FRIGGING GENIUS, because now you're just in time for the Legacy Edition re-release of Surfing With the Alien. All the rest of you suckers are just going to have to buy the album again. ...More |
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| A Trip to the Altar |
 Rachel Gordon needs 21 more turns as a bridesmaid to match Katherine Heigl's record in 27 Dresses, but since Kat herself recently got married (DAMN IT), her role as the eternal bridesmaid is a sublime stroke of ironic, postmodern cinematic genius. ...More |
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| Exquisite Dead Guys (and Girls) |
 Michael Stusser interviews dead people and isn't saying how he does it. Maybe he's got a Ouija board, or a DeLorean, or a team of remote viewers. Beats us. The end result is a book called The Dead Guy Interviews that could be the most significant historical document in human history. ...More |
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