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Bikini Bloodbath
directed by Jonathan Gorman, Thomas Edward Seymour
Truth In Advertising: Bikini Bloodbath Chicks in bikinis amidst a bloodbath = T&A and gore. There you have it, friends. |
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Flight of the Living Dead: Outbreak on a Plane
directed by Scott Thomas
Why Choose Snakes When You Can Have Zombies? Flight of the Living Dead: Outbreak on a Plane delivers on its title and provides a B-movie where all the familiar ingridients pay off. |
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Wrong Turn 2: Dead End
directed by Joe Lynch
A Wrong Turn Worth Taking To my surprise, the direct to video sequel to Wrong Turn is not a bad way to spend a night at home. Those seeking creative kills and an ass kicking Henry Rollins will be very pleased. |
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Scarecrows
directed by William Wesley
If This Movie Only Had a Brain Aside from a few brutal kills, Scarecrows is an insufferable bore. |
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Halloween III: Season of the Witch
directed by Tommy Lee Wallace
Stop it! Stop it! STOP ITTTTT!!!!! It may have nothing to do with Michael Myers, but Halloween III: Season of the Witch is an absurd blast, the kind of movie that was made for late night cable or a drunken home video viewing. |
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Halloween II
directed by Rick Rosenthal
Mood Over Material Halloween II may be a far cry from the original, but its technical merits make it worth a look. |
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From Beyond
directed by Stuart Gordon
To the Sex Drive and Beyond! From Beyond, Stuart Gordon's follow up to his classic, Re-Animator, is a strange and gory good time. |
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Jaws: The Revenge
directed by Joseph Sargent
Shark Raped One of the worst sequels of all time, Jaws: The Revenge ends the series with an embarrassing thud. It was personal, indeed. |
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Jaws 3
directed by Joe Alves
In 3-D, No One Can Hear You Scream Originally planned as a spoof, Jaws 3 is funny even though it takes itself seriously. |
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Halloween (2007)
directed by Rob Zombie
The Zombification of Halloween There's a lot of good stuff in Rob Zombie's Halloween...part of me just wishes it had been about something other than the origin of Michael Myers. Here's hoping the movie's success will lead Zombie to better projects. |
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