Travis Lowell is a struggling lifetime college student, a media meathead, and a self-proclaimed nice guy. He is so nice, in fact, that he willingly digests bad movies so your average Joe doesn't have to. His writing credentials include a short Choose Your Own Adventure-style book written in the seventh grade, some well-versed e-mails, and a "really, really, really, really good English paper one time."
When Travis isn't counting bodies and boobies for reviews of D-grade horror flicks or checking out the latest offbeat CDs and books, he can be seen at your local gym bulking up for no apparent reason. He also boasts unsubstantiated claims that he's Maine's most prolific writer (Stephen who?), that Bruce Campbell idolizes him, that he invented the Intranet, and that he singlehandedly destroyed the careers of Corey Feldman and Corey Haim in the early '90s.
Dishonesty notwithstanding, Travis is often noted for being one of the more humorous critics on the 'net, writing pieces that his diehard readers (usually) laugh at for all the right reasons.
His favorite media includes:
Books: Animal Farm, horror fiction (King, Koontz, Barker), and Stuff magazine (it's still technically considered reading)
Music: Collective Soul, Megadeth, Incubus, Mike Patton, Floopy
Movies: The Evil Dead trilogy, Jacob's Ladder, Kingpin, The Shawshank Redemption, and crappy movies no one else seems to enjoy
Travis hopes CultureDose will be phenomenally successful, allowing him to spend his prime in a hammock sipping Milwaukee's Best Ice as groupies (preferably females) give him backrubs.
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